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Saturday, December 22, 2012

12/21/12: ‘Mayan Doomsday’ Draws to End Without Incident

It ends up being much ado about nothing, and the ones most likely to benefit? The Mayans — well-played, Mayans. Well-played.

OK, Dec. 21, 2012, is over and if you’re reading this, you already are aware the world has not ended. Certainly it’s chilly outside, but we survived Thursday’s snow, there’s still Christmas shopping and wrapping to be done. If this were a movie, we could call it Apocalypse How? In short, it was the worst Armageddon, ever — well, except when the real one comes. That probably would be worse. But today there were no alien attacks, nor was there a sudden sudden spike in UFO sightings. There were no new wars or rumors of war, no earthquakes, no avalanches, no tsunamis, no four horsemen of the apocalyptic sort, as some biblical eschatologists would predict. Also missing: Giant asteroids or planets on an interstellar collision course with Earth. …

Dale Seidel

12:19 pm on Sunday, December 23, 2012

I am out of town so I will have to wait until I return to see how much money was deposited into my blind account to help the Mayan believers get into heaven by donating all their assets to me, in order to avoid that 'Rich man-Eye of the Needle" issue.   more ›

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