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Jeff Ward
Ain't No One Making Me Pee Into a Cup!
And our children shouldn't be subjected to it, either.
For the record, I avoid legal drugs of any kind. I haven’t laid eyes on as much as an antibiotic in over six years. And the best reason for my boycott are those insipid TV pharmaceutical ad addendums. With side effects like that, I’ll take the disease, thank you very much! Sure, I might have “inhaled” once or twice in my long-gone youth, but that turned out to be an entirely worthless proposition. If I really want to get hungry, lazy and paranoid, I’ll just watch Fox News. As for narcotics, I have enough trouble with this reality, let alone having to contend with a second. Though there’ve been threats to revoke my hard-won opinion columnist credentials, I pretty much just say no to hard liquor, too. For most 53-year-olds, the negatives far…
Pat Ryan
12:44 pm on Thursday, April 19, 2012
A drug test isn't a conviction. It's like having to blow for a BAC test on the side of the road. Blowing into the breathalizer doesn't send you to jail. Driving drunk does. Taking a drug test doesn't mean you take drugs. Taking drugs means you take drugs. more ›