By now, you're probably familiar with the rumor that one of the most famous couples on the planet is renting a place here in lovely Geneva, IL.
Of course, since we value their privacy and would love for them to settle down here, we'll just keep it amongst ourselves, right?
Jenny McCarthy—"Mommy warrior and cellulite killer," according to her Twitter account bio, plus actress, model, game-show host, author and soon-to-be-again Playboy centerfold subject—announced to the world on May 27 that she's dating Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher.
According to numerous, unsubstantiated but very confident-sounding comments on Geneva Patch's Facebook page, Jenny and Brian are renting for three months here in Geneva. No one has said where, and if we knew, we wouldn't tell you. Probably.
But there are some pretty good hints that they're "Out & Around" town, as we used to say.
Here's a June 9 Twitter conversation on @JennyMcCarthy.
Jenny tells zeenews.com that she's pretty darned close to being in love. This also comes on the heels of news (to me, at least) that she's going to pose nude for the July/August cover of Playboy.
McCarthy is an outspoken autism activist and wrote a book on the topic in 2007: Louder than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism, after her son Evan was diagnosed with autism in 2005.
Brian Urlacher is a fairly good linebacker for a Chicago sports team of some note. You might have seen his jersey, No. 54, on about 5,000 kids' backs the last time you were at a game.