Geneva's most-famous resident made her usual splash in her Sun-Times column a couple days ago when she gave some spirited well-wishes to her former beau Brian Urlacher.
Writing in her Sun-Times Splash column, Jenny McCarthy said goodbye and good luck to Brian following the news that Urlacher and the Bears couldn't come to a contract agreement and the all-pro linebacker would be taking his talent to the free-agent market.
McCarthy said an earlier Urlacher quote about Chicago fans was taken out of context, because everywhere she went with Brian last summer (ah, those halcyon days), "he stopped and signed every autograph and took pictures with fans."
When Urlacher's career is over and he's in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, McCarthy predicted, they'll have Brian Urlacher Day in Chicago and give him the send-off he deserves.
Oh, and she contributed one linebacker-quality parting shot to the Bears' front office.
"Thank you for being Chicago’s Hulk, and I hope you get to go smash the hell out of those young boys and show them what our future Hall of Famer still has in him," she said.