12 Bras Lifted From Victoria's Secret

We are trying very hard right now NOT to (a) make this sound like a rash of burglaries and (b) make any puns or attempts at humor.

If you do the math, what you come up with is 93 brassieres worth an estimated $3,676 taken from Victoria's Secret since October 2010. That's just from a quick Geneva Patch search of blotter items.

In the latest case, someone took 12 bras, size 32B, of miscellaneous colors and styles from Victoria’s Secret, 318 Commons Drive, sometime between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. Dec. 15, reports said. The bras were taken from a drawer and had an estimated total value of $576.

On Oct. 25, someone took 41 brassieres of various colors and sizes from Victoria’s Secret. The bras were removed from the drawers under the display in front of the store, reports said. The total value of the 41 bras was estimated at $1,200.

And back in October 2010, someone took 40 brassieres from Victoria's Secret. They were the BioFit(R) Demi bras, size 36C, and were valued at $48 each, for a total of $1,920. These, too, were in a variety of colors and were kept in a drawer.

If you have information on this or any other crime in Geneva, please contact the Geneva Police Department at (630) 232-4736.