Add the Punchline to our Santa Comic

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to , who provided the winning punchline to 

If you ever seen him play you know he can't hurt you.

William Douglass December 15, 2011 at 10:09 PM
The Rahm who stole Christmas
Brian December 15, 2011 at 10:39 PM
What a nightmare.....I'll never do self checkout again!
Karen Tarazi December 16, 2011 at 03:54 PM
The Kardashians just got done sitting on his lap.
Stacy Tettemer December 17, 2011 at 02:55 PM
I don't know. he just jumped into the basket babbling "Naughty, nice, Dasher, Dancer, loose weight to fit in chimney, lactose intolerant". I think it's Pre Christmas Stress Disorder.
Mary O'Brien December 21, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Santa just spoke to Mrs Claus and she found out that Kim Kardashian left her husband for Santa Claus. She wanted a "Toy" boy.


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