Add the Punchline to Our Firecracker Nose Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to James Dziak, who provided the winning punchline to 

How do you like your Butt Steak?

stevan July 05, 2012 at 02:57 PM
"So, Mr. Jones. What exactly brings you into the office today?":
Al Diaz July 05, 2012 at 11:30 PM
Sorry sir, I can't fix stupid.
L W Sagan July 06, 2012 at 01:52 PM
"This IS the recommended procedure under Obamacare....but hey, you should be thankful we are only correcting your deviated septum.....the guy in the next room is in for his hemorrhoids."
Jason July 06, 2012 at 02:35 PM
I'll send the nurse in here to draw some blood & see if we can get this thing figured out. We should have the results back in 1 or 2 days.
Rick Anderson July 07, 2012 at 03:54 AM
Who did this to you, Mr. Madigan?


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