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"2nd" A comedic Play

Hear ye! Hear ye! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, elders and youths! You are not going to want to miss the Feat de Comédie that is 2nd! 

Russ Devereaux (the “x” is silent) and his band of wacky performers have slaved over the ancient scriptures of funny to bring you a sidesplitting event of apocalyptic proportions!

There’s thrills (Ah!), Chills! (Ooohh!), Laughs (Hopefully. Seriously, you guys, we worked hard on this so please laugh.), and a handful of the following: highbrow humor, lowbrow humor, Jason Segal, candy, props, Greg Proops, intimate discussion of the current political unrest and the affect it has on our household pets, juggling, live music, jokes, numbers, intentional name mispronunciation, Milla Jovovich’s feet, holograms, swag, S.W.A.G., a f̶a̶m̶o̶u̶s̶ Corey, magic, no mention of the term “YOLO”, coat racks, Power Rangers, and much much more!

By now I’m sure you’re saying to yourself, “Golly gee, blocks of hyperbolic text that I’m reading on Facebook, that sounds swell! But where can I see this show by the guy with the weird last name?”

Well, my fine (insert noun of your choice that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside), you can witness all of this and more July 20th and 21st at the James “Pate” Philip State Park! Viewings of this once in a lifetime event will be held at 4pm and 7pm on the 20th and 4pm on the 21st.

So run and tell all of your favorite individuals and inanimate objects that everything you know about hilarity and entertainment is about to come to a horrifyingly devastating end!

Or, you know, just come see a show if you’ve got nothing else to do. 

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