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Yes, Joe, I know I said we wanted to squash the opposition....
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Scaremall
8:17 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Don't look at me, you know how serious they take this. Remember last year you dressed them as cats? They still use the neighbors litter box.
Nicholas Robinson
8:23 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Who let the dogs out
Catherine R
9:01 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"Honey, you scare too easily. Now get off the chair. You're setting a bad example for the boys."
Angel Bernahl
9:25 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
I guess they're taking it pretty serious since you switched them to an all raw diet
L W Sagan
10:11 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"Remember when you told them their bark was worse than their bite?"
L W Sagan
10:11 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"You act like you've never seen bloodhounds before!"
CW Baumann
10:07 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
Do you think they have a type A personality??
L W Sagan
10:52 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"Ok, boys...if he tries for the Halloween candy again, sic him!"
Stephen Youhanaie
11:10 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
They're just actors. The one over there was in the "Men in Black" movies
L W Sagan
11:30 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"Shame on you, George - you KNOW I don't let the dogs eat in the living room."
Diane E. Emich
11:49 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Just give them a darned treat, George, and quit reading so much Stephen King!
forget me
1:33 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Shall i call Billy the exterminator?
Married to a teacher
1:36 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Don't worry it's just Jeff Ward and his GEA buddies. They will be nutered soon.
Julie
1:41 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Look, Harry, All I know is that Carol Young just called and insists that you put that green shirt back on!!! She also wants you to deliver more of the I Love Geneva Teacher signs to more teacher's yards. These bloodhounds are here to help you!
kendall
1:54 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
They've joined the Union, Harry. They want you to show your respect by feeding them 5 meals a day, filet mignon. And no more leashes - they say it's degrading.
Harry Kari
2:35 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
filet mignon? did the Kendall County Coroner and his deputies unionize?
L W Sagan
3:29 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"Hey, Travis, do you remember when I told you that one day Old Yeller would get even?"
Logansdad
4:06 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Who called for Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Loretta B.
4:30 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
I had to improvise, the store was all out of Werewolf costumes....
Rick Anderson
6:14 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Honey, it's ok Obama just left with pumpkin head but left these these teacher union officials.
La Grange Park Cat Clinic
6:58 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Yep, the vet said they had beautiful teeth!
Janet Barrett
7:05 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
They're not mice, George!
Lisa
8:18 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Now Mitt! Calm down! These dogs only want to take you on a little trip. Get in that cage on top of their car. (heheheee)
L W Sagan
8:45 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"If you had done what I told you to and walked them before sundown you wouldn't be having this problem."
L W Sagan
9:08 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"But Honey, the shelter said they were rescued from a Transylvanian puppy mill...they practically GAVE them away! You'll just LOVE the weird little crates that they sleep in...all day."
L W Sagan
10:18 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
" This is the last time I let you order Cape Hunting Dogs off the internet...."
Sandi Kauffman
10:19 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Down boys! I said, "The weather is supposed to get bad overnight"- not "You have a bad overbite"
Judy
1:09 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
Sorry honey, it's no use pretending to be scared of the dogs! They know you're faking it!
CW Baumann
10:09 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
Or is that "fanging it"?
Maureen
9:16 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
You know that plasma screen tv you keep saying you want, the boys just want to help you get it! Donate blood, the life you save just may be your own!
Kevin Fitzpatrick
9:55 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
Ankles bleed just as much as necks do.
CW Baumann
10:02 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
Is this what they mean by taking a bite out of crime??
CW Baumann
10:19 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
Credit Phyllis Diller " You know they are getting bigger because the bite marks are getting higher".
cymru1111
1:38 pm on Thursday, November 1, 2012
Let the dog date a vampire you said, what's the harm you said...
forget me
3:32 pm on Thursday, November 1, 2012
They're out of their treats
Vincent
9:17 pm on Friday, November 2, 2012
Well, I've been worried about these coyote attacks lately, so I thought, "If I dress them up a bit... "
Vincent
9:18 pm on Friday, November 2, 2012
Honestly, you're SO judgmental!
Rick Anderson
10:52 pm on Friday, November 2, 2012
It's Three Dog Night.
Holly Haworth
12:38 pm on Sunday, November 4, 2012
Hey Bob, look what I just traded our furniture for
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