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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Mysterious Stranger, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Angel Fishing cartoon:
He said he was going to be catering for 5,000 tonight.
JPauly
7:00 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Halloween was yesterday and the election is less then a week away. Shouldn't you have your Jesus costume on now?
Smokingdiesel
8:13 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
What a STUPID idea, Patch couldn't come up with something better!
Steve Luby
8:47 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I agree maybe Chuck Ingwersen can be voted out with Obama.
Tony Cesare
9:17 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
More troll bait. Apparently drawing Obama's head is all it takes to create a cartoon...
Rick Anderson
5:10 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
No kidding. We know who Chuck is voting for. He must be too lazy to begin perfecting his Romney cartoon figure.
Mason Frost
8:50 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
You thought getting gutted and carved hurt just wait until I get re-elected.
Gary
8:56 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Chuck - if you want to get into political/editorial cartoon drawing, this is a great resource
http://www.amazon.com/How-Draw-Sell-Cartoons-Professional/dp/0891341579/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1351086961&sr=1-5
Uncle Jesus
9:11 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Sorry Governor, I don't have time to play Battleship with you today.
Pro Life Crusader +
9:12 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
The pumpkin is better looking and doesn't have dumbo ears and is probably smarter too!
Caryn Coyle
9:26 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I agree with Smokingdiesel -- this is despicable!
Pro Life Crusader +
9:33 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
The only ones complaining about the cartoon are the liberal Obama supporters! If it were a Romney cartoon these same liberals would jump all over it! Get a life already! It's just a damn cartoon!
latexher@comcast.net
9:38 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I thought that was a likeness of Obama speaking to Romney? Anyway it does not matter - my vote is in already!
Steve Luby
11:29 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I am by no means a liberal barry supporter. It's just a stupid cartoon.
Pro Life Crusader +
9:45 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
My vote is in for the Pumpkin! Much much smarter!!
Ann Paul
9:56 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Don't worry, they won't know you are voting twice.
jkb
10:07 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
MITT MY BOY.. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE HAD YOU WORN THIS TO THE DEBATE MONDAY NIGHT.
Ralph
10:09 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Even Biden is embarrassed.
Pro Life Crusader +
10:11 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Silly me I just noticed the pumpkin resembles Michelle Obama! Where's the teeth?
Alice Coblentz
10:18 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Is That You Big Bird?
Pro Life Crusader +
10:26 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Hillary you can now remove the pumpkin and there's no need too hide your face anymore, as everyone now knows we screwd up with Benghazi!!
KevP
10:29 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Tonight's debate will be between a hollow, empty-headed being who is used to scaring people and a guy with a pumpkin on his head.
forget me
10:56 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Uh Joe Um, the putting back in chains line didn't work, please don't tell me you're going to use the going back to fields one.
Steven Bayne
11:07 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Now we know where the Patch stands politically. As if we didn't know before, but this clinches it.
artistbob
11:15 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
You are right Mitt. It doesn't matter what we are really saying, just whether or not we say it louder than the other. Oh, and nice costume.
Will F
11:22 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Ummm Joe, you know, ummmm, there are better ways, ummm to get fresh pumpkin seeds
Steve Luby
11:31 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I'll have to admit that is Funny!
Kris Landahl
11:39 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Is that a bayonette in your pocket?
Jeff
11:48 am on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Where is your horse?
L W Sagan
12:21 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"Yes, Joe, I know I said we wanted to squash the opposition...."
The Sentinel
3:19 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
LW, good caption. I like the pun.
Pro Life Crusader +
12:36 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Joe what are you doing with your head up Michelle's ( ! )
L W Sagan
12:40 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
" Joe, I can't believe you fell for it when the Romney boys suggested that we could win the youth vote by changing our campaign song to "Punkinhead" by Boondox."
L W Sagan
12:54 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"Joe, I told you I WILL NOT run a scare campaign...so please take off that Todd Aiken mask."
L W Sagan
1:05 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"I'd like to introduce you to my new campaign manager."
H.I. McDunnough
1:13 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Heh, this is the best candidate the GOP could field against me? I knew the GOP was in shambles thanks to the disasterous Bush years but yikes........
Laraine
1:16 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Nice try, Donald.
Katt
1:17 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Joe,,. did you just get punk'd by that Ryan kid again?
Steve Tribuzzi
1:36 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Biden agreed to be a pumpkin head if we lose the election.
Common Sense
1:44 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Joe take the pumpkin off your head....it's my turn to wear it.
L W Sagan
1:58 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"Tonight's debate is being touted as the battle between Gourd and Evil..."
Kent Frederick
2:08 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Joe, it could have been worse. Jalen Rose vowed to shave his head, eyebrows, and goatee if the Bears beat the Lions.
forget me
3:20 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Gotta love these secret service guys!
Kevin Fitzpatrick
2:53 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I see you're out harvesting votes again.
Scott
3:17 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
October Surprise, meet my new Vice President... Al Gourd.
Mysterious Stranger
8:58 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Now THAT'S a quality pun!
Pro Life Crusader +
3:45 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Forget it Joe and don't try hiding your face now, it is all over the news today that we and the State Department had memos and Intel that Benghazi was going to be attacked! We hid the truth long as we can!
Linda Moore
3:55 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Gees, Joe, I guess Paul Ryan found a way to wipe that stupid smile off your face!
Travis McGee
4:04 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
"Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see..."
SmartMan5
4:09 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
I may not be able to hang with Mitt during a debate but I think I can take you!
Karen Snell
4:44 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Can't understand how I'm going to cut taxes and decrease the deficit? It's as plain as the nose on my face.
Jeff
6:01 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Is that you Mrs. Preckwinkle?
forget me
12:29 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
Lol
Judy
7:20 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Hey Guv, I know you already scared the public but let's not overdo it by becoming incognito, as a pumpkin head. Now you're scaring the kids too.
genevaman
7:44 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
Obama wants less "horses and bayonets"....this ad is NOT endorsed by the Headless Horseman.
L W Sagan
10:59 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
"Oh, Blago, just let 'em see your grey hair..."
L W Sagan
11:10 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
(Great Pumpkin speaking to Obama) "Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. P.S.: If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't wanna know. "
L W Sagan
11:35 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
(with apologies to C.Dickens) `Ghost of the Future.' he exclaimed,' I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. '
forget me
11:38 am on Thursday, October 25, 2012
Noooooo, I do not have my passport with me Mr. Trumpkin
Mark LaSanska
12:54 pm on Thursday, October 25, 2012
I'm not sure that's you under that pumpkin head Mr. Romney. I'm sure I just saw you in China bringing more of our American jobs there.
Rick Anderson
4:31 pm on Thursday, October 25, 2012
My state department scapegoat will now make it known what happened in Benghazi Libya.
Suzanne Matthies
7:49 pm on Thursday, October 25, 2012
"I swear to uphold the office to which you have appointed me, Mr. President, and to always agree with you."
L W Sagan
11:16 am on Monday, October 29, 2012
"Lemme see if I have this right - you're really a ghost - and your name was A. Chance? So, why are you waving goodbye?"
Jeff Wingert
12:20 am on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
I said "Let me see your Blumpkin Head Joe"...."Moron!"
Holly Haworth
12:41 pm on Sunday, November 4, 2012
Ah the old head pumpkin trick, should have known.