If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Taylor Martin, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Chicken Crossing the Road cartoon:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they were sitting in front of a Chick-fil-A.
Stacy Tettemer
6:18 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
and this button is used to vaporize anyone who calls to sell you something.
The Sentinel
6:26 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Can you help? E.T phone hoooome.
Laura K
6:55 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Check this app out! Have you ever seen anything like this?
Laura K
7:01 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Y'know, back when I looked like you, I thought those stories about possible side effects from these devices were all nonsense.
The Sentinel
7:20 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Good one, Laura.
Anna Monaghan
7:17 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
You may want to get off on the next stop. I just downloaded the ALIEN ATTACK app and it's going to get ugly!
joe
7:25 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
"AP"parently you want mac to bring back the rotary phone
Ruta Dowiarz
7:46 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
This is the quiet train!
Steve Luby
7:59 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
I'm trying to play words with friends but it won't recognize any Martian words!
DP
8:04 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
According to google...you taste like chicken! Is that true?
Brian Jones
9:21 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Don't look at me that way, I am sorry I did want to stand in line for the IPhone 5.
Josee
9:46 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
We were sent here to widen Butterfield road,but only the work slow button functions.
Tom Koz
10:28 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
This is one of those "Obama" phones!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio&feature=player_embedded
The Sentinel
11:49 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
And to think that she can VOTE. I bet she has to sound out "Obama" to figure out where to ut her "X".
Will Joseph
5:07 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
In other news, Patch just recorded Post No. 231,490,694,989,651 from The Sentinel.
Sources indicated no one is interested and nobody cares.
The Sentinel
9:10 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Willie=boy! Apparently your sources were wrong. YOU esponded so YOU must be interested and YOU must care...even though yur response was tripe. I would think that even you would have to agree that THIS woman does absolutely nothing for the image of blacks in America. She illustrates the old saying "It's far better for people to think you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove them correct."
Looks, I had eight frigging HOURS of chemo yesterday and I'm feeling too tired and too sick to comment further so I'm just going to head straight for it and then be done with you:
Were you born a punk or do you have to work at it?
Pat L
10:47 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
"Hey Bob! Is there a TaxFACT app on this primitive device?"
Stephen Youhanaie
10:52 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
This is the only device that survived the crash at Roswell. I just sent a signal to get beamed up. No intelligent life forms here, by our standards
Kenneth Hadler
11:13 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Excuse me madam. Can you show me how to call home?
forget me
11:41 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Did you ever see Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
Roger Nelson
11:52 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Seriously, just look, it says we are a 97% "match". Now can I buy you a drink?
Anonymous
11:59 am on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
"....ugggh, hey cutie. I'm into older chicks. Do you like alien?..Give me your number, and I'll promise you a ride of a lifetime..."
Stephen Youhanaie
12:20 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
You're a lot of woman, you know that. I'll bet you were "really something" before UFO sightings.
H.I. McDunnough
12:26 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Are you a goer? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Eh?
Loretta B.
2:10 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
My roaming charges were out of this world until I got the unlimited data plan.....
The Sentinel
2:20 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Lotsa good ones here but Loretta, yours is REALLY good. Very clever.
Logansdad
2:22 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
You don't look anything like the picture you posted on humans4aliens.com
Edward Born
2:35 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
and this is a picture of my aunt and uncle on their last space adventure.
Tammy Furda
3:18 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
If it weren't for this lousy GPS app, I'd be home by now!
M. Fein
3:18 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Isn't this 200 G phone sooo much better than the 199 G?
Stephen Youhanaie
3:39 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
It's my new U-FOne. Put's the i-Phone to shame.
Christine Vernon
3:44 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Not being from Chicago, I always forget which stop is for the Planetarium...
don
4:43 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Good God, you humans are ugly!
Pro Life Crusader +
5:08 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
I heard the U.S has a great DREAM act!!
Rick Anderson
7:36 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
When do we get up to warp speed on this craft? I have an appointment to make.
Gabriel Sosa
8:03 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
I thought using Organic beauty products was nonsense!
Tom Klimczak
11:37 pm on Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Yes, I'm from the future. Yes, the Cubs win the World Series again.
The Beijing Cubs, that is.
LARRY NORTON
10:24 am on Thursday, October 4, 2012
HEY BABY, I'M A LEAN GREEN LOVE MACHINE.
forget me
1:26 pm on Thursday, October 4, 2012
Excuse me, do you know if this bus has a stop at Area 51? My brother has been locked up for awhile and it took light years to get here.
Vegasdog.
1:33 pm on Thursday, October 4, 2012
"Excuse me, do you know if Marine Navigation sells celestial maps?"
craig
6:39 pm on Thursday, October 4, 2012
Sorry. Didn't realize this was the quiet car.
Ice Man
8:30 pm on Sunday, October 7, 2012
take me to you Bieber!
seth wollwage
8:14 am on Monday, October 8, 2012
It was either a new spaceship or this iPhone 5.
L W Sagan
7:57 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012
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Holly Haworth
12:51 pm on Sunday, November 4, 2012
hey ma, what does this button do?
Scaremall
8:13 am on Monday, November 12, 2012
I just traveled 300,000 light years and left my ear buds at home. Can I borrow yours? FYI, they don't go in my ears..........
sadia
1:45 am on Friday, March 22, 2013
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