If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Jason McSweeney, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Welcome to 2013 cartoon:
If the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo are behind this door I'm heading back to 2012.
jono100
8:43 am on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
This is un-bearable to watch.
robert
10:28 am on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Huh, I was trying for a chicken!
L W Sagan
10:38 am on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
"Where's Bullwinkle - I have a message from the rhino..."
L W Sagan
10:45 am on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
" You can't expect to always get a rabbit until you've had more practice - why, even Bullwinkle got off to a Rocky start."
L W Sagan
11:09 am on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
"Minnesota knocked us out of post season play, and I'm too wound up to hibernate yet...so I'm just trying to keep busy."
lee
12:29 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
sheesh! I got to stop buying extra large magician hats!
Jim Browning
1:24 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Really? I told you this is not your act!. Now please go get ready for yours!.
cymru1111
1:36 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Dang, I said I would pull Chewbacca out of this hat...these Star Wars fans are going to be angry
forget me
2:09 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Listen, bears do dump in the woods, not in hats!
forget me
2:10 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Hold on! I wasn't on PETA's list?
Greg Nelson
2:22 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Hibernation issue makes local magic act a tough act to follow!
Dirk Jackson
2:33 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Abracabeara! I always mess up that word.
forget me
11:42 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
lol
Ray Sidzik
2:57 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
“not in MY HAT!”
Michael James
4:58 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
"Oh, excuse me, I'm looking for a little girl named Goldilocks....have you seen her around?"
odd1
4:59 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
dang! that is one ugly rabbit!
Michael James
5:21 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
"I'd stop pulling if I were you Mr. Magician!"
Lars
6:18 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
This hat works well as a corsett....do you think it hides my bear belly?
Lars
6:19 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Does this magic hat make my butt look big?
Ice Man
8:52 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Looks like I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Hairy Callahan
9:50 pm on Wednesday, January 9, 2013
This trick never works when I wear my skinny pants!
BillM
9:34 am on Thursday, January 10, 2013
El Mysterio regretted buying his magic hat in Canada...
L W Sagan
8:11 pm on Saturday, January 12, 2013
"...and moments later Mandrake realized the folly of buying a used Magic Hat on eBay, as his act came to a grizzly end."